gleezorp (glee-zorp) n. A word I made up to register a domain name because all others are taken - even those selected by careful scientific methods involving randomly smashing the keyboard and adding ".com" [ < derived from an old, half-forgotten UNIX fortune which was not referenced before registration: "A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of)." ]

Speaking of fortunes, here's one for you (if you no like, you refresh):

Some points to remember [about animals]:

(1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,
    hippopotamuses;
(2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the
    front of your clothes;
(3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs
    you have just kicked.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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